Monday, December 8, 2008

Dear Santa

I have been a pretty good girl this year. I tried to be more Christlike, tried to make it to every Sunday-school class instead of talking in the foyer while Mike held my seat. I did my best to keep my house clean (not including times when I was in school or tending nieces/nephews on the days off) and did my best to make my bed 9okay, maybe not but there was some effort put forth. So in light of all my goodness, I have made a couple of requests for the coming Christmas and into this next year.

First, I would like a baby. You know my history, and you know I've done my best to make it happen, but it looks like it is going to take a A LOT of extra help in getting this accomplished. (Or maybe just help to get our name out there!)I;m not picky. I do have a TON of little girl clothes and I do make bows, but I love those little boys too. Just as long as it is one we can keep for a long, long time.

Number two. I would like my body back. I noticed when I looked in the mirror this morning, that someone had switched my body for a chubbier one. Realizing that I only am 6 pounds away from when I had the first, it would only seem polite to help me find my body once more. So if you could kindly return the pre-marriage body, that wold be great!!!

Number three. I just want a house. This may seem big, but I know it can happen when you are in charge.

Number four and five. I would like two electronic items. The first is photoshop, the second is the movie Penelope. I know that one is a lot cheaper than the other, but think of all I could do!!!

So remember Santa, I will be extra good next year, if you could politely overlook my shortcomings this year.

Love,
Emily G.

P.S. I am approx. 8 posts away from my 100th, so I am looking for some ideas to celebrate. Let me know of any thing you can think of!

6 comments:

  1. Ha Ha! Talking in the foyer at church was the thing to do in that ward!! Sunday School didn't exsist. It was fun though because people were so friendly that they just want to talk your ear off....I kinda miss it because my new ward is the opposite! Nobody talks to anyone, and everyone rushes to wherever they are going. Oh, by the way, I think our families are getting together on New Years instead of Christmas. I will be there. I hope to see you guys!

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  2. Love this and I think that Santa should give you everything on your list, you for sure DESERVE it! Love you guys!

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  3. I would give up EVERYTHING on my silly, unimportant christmas list if you could only have half of yours.

    I think Santa got really sick of me asking for babies every year.

    I know of someone who can help with #3 ;)

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  4. May ALL of your wishes be under the tree!! (or follow soon after:)
    You are awesome girl! Love your blog!

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  5. Oh how I wish that I could give you what you want. I know I can't but I wanted to try to help spread the word. I placed your "Hoping to Adopt" picture and a little explaination under it on my blog sidebar. I hope that you don't mind. If you want me to change it, please let me know. tellebelle@gmail.com. I tried to not use names and other info like it. I hope that you have a very Merry Christmas!!! Love you!!!

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  6. Girl, you just want photoshop so you can beat your head against the wall and spend endless hours wanting to throw your computer across the room. Well, at least that is how it makes me feel.

    Body back and a home, yeah, I would LOVE those.

    I want you to have your baby too. A baby girl, cause you know I am very partial to them. But a boy would also be good.

    I'm wondering if I need Santa to bring me a script for Paxil, I seem to be getting frustrated again. Hopefully I can work it out myself as Paxil will also bring me 20 lbs. I always gain that much every time I start it again! 60 pounds, I have gained because of it.

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